oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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