FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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