I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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