with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
