Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You can't motorboat a personality
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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