I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
