Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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