Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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