yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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