I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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