well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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