is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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