I heard we made out
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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