we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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