dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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