"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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