i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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