Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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