I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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