yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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