what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
