Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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