Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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