It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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