Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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