am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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