we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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