So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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