O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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