Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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