3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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