you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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