Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just fell off a train. Bad.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Still dying that you shit outside
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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