You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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