Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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