Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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