Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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