arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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