at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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