real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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