it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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