He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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