my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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