last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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