I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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