FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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