This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We left an ass print on the piano.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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