Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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