He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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