If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You ate ashes out of my bong
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