The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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