New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That accounts for only three of the penises
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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