OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful