no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?