OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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