her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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