Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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