just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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